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in which a lonely, desperate and disturbed man roams cyberspace only to find the last mook is long gone He comforts himself with the knowledge that The Blues are a ring in for the flag.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- and wot prey tell would herr mockles do in Johhny howards situ me wonders? fart some beans and say she'll be right, it ain't so easy Bracks lover !!! before i answer your penetrating question i wish to point out that i am not a bracks lover, actually you are so full gas and presumption i would expect little else. when have i ever said i am a bracks lover ... ehhh???? .... actually if you ever bothered to listen you would know that i am no fan of the ALP but due to your lack of any ideas you base all your babble on the idea that i am .... .. .. errr ... I notice that mcquires mob were only too glad to accept bracksies cash to fix up vic park. that must fill you with joy, shonky eddie and dodgy steve shaking hands on telly while buck stand around scratching his gnads ... in fact i am beginning to wonder i should bother giving an answer to such a serious question to one who is so full of presumption and preconcieved ideas, if you know me so well perhaps you could tell me? what's your solution, mess about on some boat in the carribean on an endless orgy of affluent western tourism while young men die doing your fighting. how pathetic. please reframe question without indulging in paranoia of that which is not black and white .... may you squirm is a cloud of legumeous gas .. .. actually if i was in howbastards situation i would probably get my portrait painted now before my nose grew too long and get the bio penned before everyone works out what a prick i am .... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A wise and venerable man recently asked me what I would do in John Howard's situation. A tough call. Johhny, nearing retirement, no talent, no balls, no brains, no scruples and biggest achievments to date a failed tax system and succesfully perverting the democratic system and ever so gently playing on the racism of his constituents to win another term in office. A mere minnow compared to all the alledged statesmen he admires and time running out to make his mark on the world stage. Poor bastard. I thought about it and the best I could come up with was ... If I was in Howbastards situation I would probably get my portrait painted now before my nose grew too long and get the bio penned before everyone works out what a prick I am ....

Dear Editor, Surely Jeff Jacoby jests when he suggests that the time to have 'liberated iraq' would have been in 1991. Surely the best time would have been before Saddam Hussein was installed as Iraqi leader and was foolishly supplied the technology of Weapons of Mass Destruction by the very powers that now seek to topple him. I for one am most dismayed by the mess created by our so called 'esteemed leaders'. Does anyone really care for the innocent people who suffer for their mistakes. Does Mr Jacoby seriously believe that war is the only answer to our problems. Surely violence begats violence. May we survive our struggle. G. Hennicke Brunswick West Australia. the_ravens_2002 bigstar Are Ringo & Frank the only ones who can act for a peabrain such as yourself it is a way better move than the usual dross you serve up. however all you have done is grabbed a pawn, hoardin' we call it back home ..... errrrr .... hhhhhhmmmmm ... if only the mooks spent as much cash on their art as they do on real estate .... if only i spent as much time doin' this instead of something else .... errrrrrr .... played dylans first album today - track called highway 51 i think and i swore i was hearing song opening off led zep III .... does this mean the bobster and that terrible guitar player page draw from the same musical well ??? are the doubters of the zep like the booers of the bob ... a bunch of reactionary retrobates ???? errrrrrrrr .....

Dear Sir / Madam It is refreshing to know that Australia uses a Depleted Uranium Substitute in it's missile systems (SOURCE - Peter Shannon - Assistant Secretary Arms Control Branch - International Security Division - Foriegn Affairs and Trade). The Prime Minister has stated that he will not go to war against Iraq with the U.S.A. if they use nuclear weapons. I can only assume then that our trusted allies have taken a leaf out of our book in eliminating this terrible WMD. We are after all, 'men of honor'. Gerard Hennicke 160 Dawson Street Brunswick West 3055 hmmmm ... a rivetting game said the shipbuilder at lunch over a quick chess sortie .... method laddie, method, it's all in the method - errrr .... eddie manbag say's be a f**n millionare or die loser meat 'n' spuds ... a modern classic here. nice piccie on the web, you and trev could start up teh anti spam team. The perspective of poverty for the wise is the unattainble goal of the money wise! errrrr ... like enememen yer get rich documenting the lives of the poor ... is this what yer saying .... hi....how's it going today....we got flooded yesterday...had to catch the computer floating out the door. :) life is cruising really, suns out, mooks hitting the studio soon for album 3.5, shame about the rest of the world, to dry this summer for us to get flooded. what kind of a computer have you got that remains operational despite being waterbound. I meant privelage I think...Nah the mooks re just off for some good equipment and an excuse for rcok n' roll fantasy camp! http://www.villagevoice.com/specials/pazznjop/02/christgau.php yeah he was worried about getting into mushrooms so he recolied back to a beer and joints band like the ...er...Lancelot Lincol and the evolution revolution I think..er...yeah.. you obviously haven't seen that episode of the simpsons yet mr. closetpooof! obviously not george but i am determined and steadfast in my dertermination to do so possibly at your expense peabrainicusklownhat. animatronic is where a model is made of a being, human dinosaur, giraffe etc and the movements fo this is controlled by remote control(kind of like when your girl calls you on the mobile phone). They are used extensively in sci fi flicks an dits speculated frequently that the pope has an animatronic robot do hi pope mobile stuff, not to difficult to replicate a dopey bastard waving his right hand really. Bob Dylan on LSd, now thats another trick altogether! The peace march yesterday was magic very zen huh? I don't know what that indicates exactly....is that good or bad? some would say that go is very Zen ....i think it is basically a good thing .. Jeffery Kennet hit the nail on the head when he called howard a c**t. Fancy that, me agreeing with that c**t. c**ts of the world unite...did you go to the rally? Thanks for the defenition. Our primeminister is less your animatronic robot and more yer basic hand puppet...ya know flacid rubber shell brought to life by hand up rectal opening Does it say something about our current relationship with the US that an email from the defense department gets to the US (foreign agent Herbert) and his response arrives before the original makes it across town! does an Uckles shit in his own back yard? well kinda in that we have a semi outdoor bog ..... that's what I fought. woo hoo! Wokko tried out for the Phillisteins but didnt get the gig...dont think he ever played live or anything mail for ya at dawson st. from a mr s.krookers There's a big package from simon for you at my joint if you want to grab it ... G.

in which umooku can hardly believe the acute moronity of the herbal one on the 64 squares .... That was quite amusing ha ha. i like it. i have a scanner. everything on the site is up for grabs. i've always intended for it to be a source of mookish material to be widely pilfered. what i need is an apprentice. you love it colliwobbler, you just love it ... take that c**t guts. ho ho, he who brags of victories distant is bound to stumble eh mr colliwobbler, maybe you need to get on to the botox if the t-bones aren't doing the trick ... the fear, maggotman trembles in fear ... resorts to abuse ... the main fear I've got is of...er...dying er...F**KER!!! don't worry lambchop .... you'll get over it ... after yer dead ..... ha ha ha bullshit crackwhore, name me one top AFL strategeist who is vego burgering! actually they're all pretty dim which proves my point oh tolerant one ... sorry if i've stuck a bee up yer bonnet meathead .... aah ha ha ha... to quote a phrase errrr dinee ken yer kood do that yer pant wearing ponce ... over what? errrr ... yer fear of death .... ha ha ... although according to you i'm in a state of denial whereas you are supposedly really in tune (sourced from past mockery by the herbal one as he pretends to cope with life by munching his fellow sentient beings) ..... ho ho ... how the worm has turned ... me i have no fear although PAIN worrys me .... errrr ... pass me the morphine .... just getting over The mistake........... yer'll nevva get over it, yer rattled laddie, rattled i say ... actually 'the mistake' would be a good name for a novel .... errrr ... mebbee not ha ha oh yeah? well who's larfin now? quite ya guilt tripping uccles, the only certain thing in life is death...and you're whinning. I'll hsow you pain kiddo!!! just you wait, I'm sharpening my elbows already gristle bruise!!!! life is also a certainty so what you say is crap i.e. there are more certainties in life than death e.g that i will win more games of chess against you than i will lose and that eddie uses a manbag. how about 'the mistake that helped' errrr ... "WMD - the things that batter" by A. Downer You know I have no idea...happy is the fool what a bunch o' crap, Kasporav is a meat eater, you have not beaten me in official mook play...er...get the tipping comp up you slack bastard!! errrr ... you were sent an email for the tipping comp yonks ago ... errrrr ... you really are very sensitive about the meat thing herbers, it must play on your mind .... errrrr .... i seem to ... errrr .... recall that our most recent encounters in the flesh resulted in umooku victories ... godammit ... even when i had a grade depression you still couldn't knock me off .... your only real tactic is resorting to violence ... egad ... errrr ... leonardo da vinci was a vego and i suppose he's nowhere near as brainy as you .... errrrr .... so what you are saying is that life is no certainty but death is ... what a wally ... so what you are saying is that life is no certainty but death is ... what a wally ... errrr ... there is no death without life but you probably get the two confused ... errrrrrr ..... errrrrrr .... errrrr .... BOB BROWN is way smarter than you. I can only assume you hate him because he gets under you skin being a poof and a greenie and a success at the same time. Anyone who describes that lying racist bastard Howard as "my hero" has got serious problems. You sad and bitter and twisted soul. Join the Marines and get it out of your system .... .... errrrr .... "1029292929292929289 ways to cook steak" by Kasparov .... errrr .... ha ha ha not really...very worried about me mum at the moment...she went back into surgery last night.... pray tell mooklestork, what's up? this is news to me .... errrr gotta stop baiting the herbal one, but it's just so much fun .... i suggested he should join the marines and get it all off his chest .... howard-my hero ... may god spare us all ... chill out mr. with it, naught!!! chill out?..... errrrr ..... nope ..... errrrr .... anger is an energy ... please mail me prozac now or die dr dill ..... sounds like you're getting on the ratbag side of policitcs Gerry, the idealogs, celebrities, people divorced from reality who purport to be at one with the aforementioned, sweeping statements and personal insults, have a good protest with all bougoise twats leftists mr. apologist! is that factual mr howard? and what exactly is a ratbag? can ratbaggism be cured .... errrrr ... maybe i should stand inside a mosque while you bunker bomb it ... does ratbaggism encompass lying to the electorate and vote fixing ... heaven forbid, me ratbag .... oh dear no no no ... i've a gotta da dreadlocks a coming outta my brain .... errrrrr .... aren't you the ultimate in bourgeois life style? .... f**k who are these people?..... reality camp .... the herbert reality camp ... ho ho ... more like Kamp Krusty .... personal insults ... oh my god ... ???? Gerry, who the faff is Gerry ... can't spell, can't think ... errr .... just kidding fook u mook .... errrrr .... according to the sage like herbal one i am getting on the RATBAG side of politics (errrr sage herbal geddit ha ha i larfed til me sides split) ... errrr ... what can i do. "wise is the sage" they say and foolish is the mook .... i knew it was i for many do call me ratbag ..... sounds like a good name for a band, The Ratbags .... how about some zololft dr. poft! ..er...(get it?) actually dr fraud i'm having a bit of difficulty, as me mate pauline say's, PLEASE EXPLAIN. errrrr .... zoloft .... someone orta write a song about it ... can't even read teh phone book, Maybe you can go to Creanie the mock greenies camp and eat vego gruell out of the side of your face like creanie, then soudn off like you got a pair and secretly root you Margret thatcher blow up doll like the right honourable Mr. Simone Cranium vacuous!! why would i want to spend time with crean although i must say next to Winsome Howbastard he looks like he may have at least quarter of a brain ..... heaven forbid you should be reincarnated in the sudan, the gruel would be (cruel) hell for you ... errrr .... your mate Beazley is a bit of a fan of DAS Necro BBQ, in fact him and your hero the liar and incarcerater of innocent children bot like to use the iconic image of the Ozzie BBQ, fatman of irrelevant history, to bolster thear electoral steaks. all that fat dribbling down their chins and congealing on their Kmart ties. more washing for the adorable wives .... errrrrr ... Beazers and Johhny say ... feed the man meat or die you wimp ...

and wot prey tell would herr mockles do in Johhny howards situ me wonders? fart some beans and say she'll be right, it ain't so easy Bracks lover !!! before i answer your penetrating question i wish to point out that i am not a bracks lover, actually you are so full gas and presumption i would expect little else. when have i ever said i am a bracks lover ... ehhh???? .... actually if you ever bothered to listen you would know that i am no fan of the ALP but due to your lack of any ideas you base all your babble on the idea that i am .... .. .. errr ... I notice that mcquires mob were only too glad to accept bracksies cash to fix up vic park. that must fill you with joy, shonky eddie and dodgy steve shaking hands on telly while buck stand around scratching his gnads ... in fact i am beginning to wonder i should bother giving an answer to such a serious question to one who is so full of presumption and preconcieved ideas, if you know me so well perhaps you could tell me? what's your solution, mess about on some boat in the carribean on an endless orgy of affluent western tourism while young men die doing your fighting. how pathetic. please reframe question without indulging in paranoia of that which is not black and white .... may you squirm is a cloud of legumeous gas .. .. actually if i was in howbastards situation i would probably get my portrait painted now before my nose grew too long and get the bio penned before everyone works out what a prick i am ....

A wise and venerable man recently asked me what I would do in John Howard's situation. A tough call. Johhny, nearing retirement, no talent, no balls, no brains, no scruples and biggest achievments to date a failed tax system and succesfully perverting the democratic system and ever so gently playing on the racism of his constituents to win another term in office. A mere minnow compared to all the alledged statesmen he admires and time running out to make his mark on the world stage. Poor bastard. I thought about it and the best I could come up with was ... If I was in Howbastards situation I would probably get my portrait painted now before my nose grew too long and get the bio penned before everyone works out what a prick I am ....

so was I dip shit, remember we are communicating by typing not talking dipshit. dip sh*t eh! ... sounds poofy .... heaven forbid i should forget that i am typing otherwise it's a smokey fire and a wet blanket for me .... I'll get out there and fight, cos I not some vego pinko apologist, filled with righteous hypocrisy and empty feminist principles, er.... and cos I can.... carribean huh, sound's good , but thats qualuude out there cracksmoker!! you know what boat trip i refer to international jet lifestyle junkie. one hundred sheets says you don't fight (except in your dreams or in a bar) and watch the whole spectacle on telly. is hypocrisy ranting endlessley about the unions but taking the cash if the work comes up while wearing a lenin badge as a style statement? ... egads ... am i glad your not some not some vego pinko apologist, filled with righteous hypocrisy and empty feminist principles cos' then you'd be stuck in bruce ruxton's bad acid trip ... errrrrrrrrrrr ,,,, hitler was a vegetarian .... and so was alexander the great .... errrr ... righteous hypocrisy ... reminds me of your hero howard and his mates (domestic and overseas) ... please spare me from the endless drivel .... errrrrrrrr .... errrrrr ... again i am so pleased you are not a pinko ... actually what is a pinko?? ... a homosexual?? ... "empty principles" .. been thinking about writing an autobiography eh ??? errrrrrr ...... it's all energy man .... arrrrrrrr ...... hmmm...ratbag u r thats right pinko cracksmoker - RATBAG! don't mess with me bro' cos i'm read to fight, dunno who so i quess i'll fight with my self yer self righteous femo apologist ... GOD .. sorry slipped out of character there for a minute spudley, where was i? oh yes, what's so funny bout' peace love and understanding Mr Bundy?

in the age yesterday under 'is Warnes sentence too lenient' I found this, er actually I wrote it. Go Kenya! The high profile ban of Shane Warne illustrates an increasingly litigious society. Warne can't be taken on his word, or even, it seems the findings. The machine of legal, so called, morality has taken over and he has to be seen to be punished for his mistake. Either he is lying or the diuretic is performance enhancing, not just a useless trace left in his bloodstream. If the diuretic does not enhance his performance then logically we can say he is not lying and the pill was taken inadvertantly as he has stated. It seems a man is not longer innocent until proven guilty. Someone needs to state in certain terms why he is a cheat and how he used the direutic to his advantage in performing the sport of cricket. This resposibilty is instead left to a faceless committee. A tool of the litigious society that needs to ensure it can't be sued over a precedent it sets. Apparently the procedure has to whitewash any case individuality and reality for that matter, one size fits all huh!. How stupid it is to shoot a hero for the supposed benefit of society! John Herbert Robbie.McIntyre@defence.gov.au, cruickshanks@mailnet.hcc.tas.gov.au, julie.daft@dhhs.tas.gov.au, umooku@hotmail.com, kim.pearce@central.tased.edu.au, John.DiFalco@dpiwe.tas.gov.au, phillip.hall@fostersgroup.com, chris.fallon@dewr.gov.au Please spare me. When howard gets up on the telly and defends you then you're dodgy as. How much for the pitch report Shane? - get off the grass. "Banned Substance" is the crucial phrase. Shane should learn to read. Travelled the world but doesn't even bother to read the news let alone simple instructions. LOSER. GORN. CAUGHT at SILLY MID-ORN. Actually Australia has cheated by playing the rules to get a replacement. Imagine if young shane was from Pakistan. Every ocker from bay thirteen to Timbuktu would be baying for blood in a see of racist vitriol ... what a tragedy ... oh dear

Warnesque in your attempts to castle I must say .. Don't forget to click Submit to save this move to the database. Or you can click on Game Status to clear this move and make a different move. Message associated with this move: hmmm...ratbag u r not to mention possible vego klown pinko feminist apologist. oh, i forgot to mention possible hypocrit. oh dear ... i guess i'm sacked ... oh .. i might be a greenie as well but it's only an allegation at this stage ......

will do ha ha what are you blathering about Clint BizzlE? Hitler ate shit, is that vegetarian? Braddles? is he vego? Kevin Bloody Wilson? er... you suck n' stuff...lets protest against the war and ridcule soldiers so we can sip shit coffee and pretend that were pseudo hip anarchists and laugh at people in suits as warmongers then sit on furniture made in Brazil by slaves whom we wnant to liberate, PATHETIC!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr Richard H Schwartz, author of Judaism and Vegetarianism, pointed out that Hitler would go on the occasional vegetarian binge with the aim of counteracting sweatiness and flatulence.? Braddles is a carnivor which explains the red face? "Lets protest against the war and ridcule soldiers so we can sip shit coffee and pretend that were pseudo hip anarchists and laugh at people in suits as warmongers then sit on furniture made in Brazil by slaves whom we want to liberate." great idea. when do we start. is this your idea for a movie. congratulations - you've just had an idea.

Hey Mook, frekkin sounds bluddy brilliant laddie. errrrr.... what's consesus? as the nike ads says (please obey your tv set) - just do it .. errrr ... i'm a tapping away on the site but if i get behind i can always burn a cd with as much stuff as i can rustle up ... hmmmmm ... specs

I've got nothing to say to anyone who puts words in my mouth, pies to win flag I'm reading!! Is that so .... errrr ... I used to be deluded enough to think that the libra libs were a tad on the side of right in the australia card debate but i suppose if laybore had got the bill thru we would have half the battle against terrorism won ... hmmm ... mebbbbe .... did you know that australia uses a depleted uranium substite in their warheads ... errrr ... why don't unkey sam ??? hmmmm .... errrrrr .... don't worry about north korea mate, she'll be right ... misille test? japanese sea ... what are you talking about??? nothin to say???? a dime says you start blurting ..

warnie guilty - totally - a diuretic is performance enhancing drug george w ... no double chin = less air resistance = smoother run up ... yes ... pathetic but true ... he did it to get rid of a double chin ... i rest may case. what a fraffin orwellian pack of c##s the acb is ... ha ha .. errrr ... i suppose warnie is another one of your heros ?

afre you a vego demon or a monk me wonders, since Hitler is your hero now I guess you would be a demon. note there is not one pedetriac physician who recomends your child goes on a vego diet! hitler my hero? that's a big call, though the world has certainly endorsed his BLITZKRIEG method of first strike tactics not to mention WERNER VON BRAUN's missille methods. klevva them Krauts, but cruel, very cruel. All doctors are funded by the beef industry and are not to be trusted. Achtung Untermensche #008765! get back to work you lazy f**k. phone me tonight or die. errrrrr .... errrrr .... warnie ... ha ha ha ha ha ... Gott in Himmel! ... me sides are splittin' errrrrr ..... Adolf. yes its called cerebral flatulence. don't call me dickhead, smeggbreath.don't call me smeggbreath, feltcher. I don't know how to castle,dah. it seems so.

Bowling with a double chin isnot a crime, nor is bowling without it, vain and stupid maybel, one size fits all folks in the new iron cage of rationality. BTw Johnny D did it ever occur to you that the left are the neo victorians of our age, so my politics shouldn't be viewed through the skewed lense of the old notions craxi!! You're all a bunch of pie chuckers who couldn't bolw out Gary Cowmeadow ina timeless test. get it right herby ... "BANNED SUBSTANCE" is the crux of the warnie baloney. like your hero you don't bother to read. actually that may explain your politics - AlBundyesque i would say .. intent I believe is the crux, you follow the banned substance beauracracy obviously mr. omega three deficient

there was nout else i could do herr krappendacken ... idiot ... pah ... i spit in your gravy you .. p.s. i'm ontaya mr plagurisa ... errr ... line out of tom rush song 1963 rye whiskey has lines out of worms ... if a river was whiskey i'd be a duck ... errrr .... $982170872130 or i tell tom ..

is that so ... and what is your experience exactly that makes you qualified to suggest that mosques be bombed and palistien was terra nulus before the zionist invasion ... oh sorry i forgot ... your an expert ... never voted though ... choof choof ... train about to leave ... errrrr .... I have no fear of vegetarianism, I just don't believe the world can opertate on that level unfortunealy, plus what a bland place it woudl be. Stop calling politicians my heros mr. repetitive shit dribble syndrome....er Uccles I'm gonna kill ya mr. psuedo psychoilogist(spelling nazi) your abuse and intolerance is the sign of your fear ... what, johnny H is not you hero after all, why no the vitriol for the libs that you hand out to the labs ... you love em' and for you they can do no wrong ... errrrrr eric abetz .. another one of your lib role models ... errrr .... errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ... errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr .... eeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr .... eddie and his gaybag ......

John H - why can't we just love each other - Lord we don't need another mountain...there are mountains & hill-sides enough to climb....etc etc......I respect your right to be a war mongering, imperial running dog of a Collingwood supporter if you respect my right to be a pinko, soft cock Little River band fan peacenik...... Shack involved 2 days of sitting inside listening to the hail on the roof......I love a sunburnt country Jester thought

abuse you were saying Gerard. sorry digger, never again shall i mock the eddie one, just so long as you go easy on me blues or else expect that which lies below the tip of this iceberg. spanking spoon holders!~ less spoons than your mob ... ha ha ha ... more flags to ... ha ha ha ...

how's it going? quite well ... errrrrr ... prospects for war looking dim ... are you guys worried?

f**n mongrel son of a .... errrr ... mustn't insult mother ... errr .... yer fregging mook. Bruce?Who are you calling mad? dunno

as the mats say f## work, or is that school ... umm school I believe...maybe we'll pass the hat around and see whether we get anything other than spittle back...man enjoys Dylan back catalogue ya dont wanna scramble that egg unless you really need to...just thought a change of scenery might do ya good!? sounds like a song to me stick the f**n contents of the hat inta the kitty cobba as erlll break inta the nest egg if i hafta ... no worries, is sos playing this year? only with his gnads in the commetary box -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- and wot prey tell would herr mockles do in Johhny howards situ me wonders? fart some beans and say she'll be right, it ain't so easy Bracks lover !!! before i answer your penetrating question i wish to point out that i am not a bracks lover, actually you are so full gas and presumption i would expect little else. when have i ever said i am a bracks lover ... ehhh???? .... actually if you ever bothered to listen you would know that i am no fan of the ALP but due to your lack of any ideas you base all your babble on the idea that i am .... .. .. errr ... I notice that mcquires mob were only too glad to accept bracksies cash to fix up vic park. that must fill you with joy, shonky eddie and dodgy steve shaking hands on telly while buck stand around scratching his gnads ... in fact i am beginning to wonder i should bother giving an answer to such a serious question to one who is so full of presumption and preconcieved ideas, if you know me so well perhaps you could tell me? what's your solution, mess about on some boat in the carribean on an endless orgy of affluent western tourism while young men die doing your fighting. how pathetic. please reframe question without indulging in paranoia of that which is not black and white .... may you squirm is a cloud of legumeous gas .. .. actually if i was in howbastards situation i would probably get my portrait painted now before my nose grew too long and get the bio penned before everyone works out what a prick i am .... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A wise and venerable man recently asked me what I would do in John Howard's situation. A tough call. Johhny, nearing retirement, no talent, no balls, no brains, no scruples and biggest achievments to date a failed tax system and succesfully perverting the democratic system and ever so gently playing on the racism of his constituents to win another term in office. A mere minnow compared to all the alledged statesmen he admires and time running out to make his mark on the world stage. Poor bastard. I thought about it and the best I could come up with was ... If I was in Howbastards situation I would probably get my portrait painted now before my nose grew too long and get the bio penned before everyone works out what a prick I am .... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- so was I dip shit, remember we are communicating by typing not talking dipshit. dip sh*t eh! ... sounds poofy .... heaven forbid i should forget that i am typing otherwise it's a smokey fire and a wet blanket for me .... I'll get out there and fight, cos I not some vego pinko apologist, filled with righteous hypocrisy and empty feminist principles, er.... and cos I can.... carribean huh, sound's good , but thats qualuude out there cracksmoker!! you know what boat trip i refer to international jet lifestyle junkie. one hundred sheets says you don't fight (except in your dreams or in a bar) and watch the whole spectacle on telly. is hypocrisy ranting endlessley about the unions but taking the cash if the work comes up while wearing a lenin badge as a style statement? ... egads ... am i glad your not some not some vego pinko apologist, filled with righteous hypocrisy and empty feminist principles cos' then you'd be stuck in bruce ruxton's bad acid trip ... errrrrrrrrrrr ,,,, hitler was a vegetarian .... and so was alexander the great .... errrr ... righteous hypocrisy ... reminds me of your hero howard and his mates (domestic and overseas) ... please spare me from the endless drivel .... errrrrrrrr .... errrrrr ... again i am so pleased you are not a pinko ... actually what is a pinko?? ... a homosexual?? ... "empty principles" .. been thinking about writing an autobiography eh ??? errrrrrr ...... it's all energy man .... arrrrrrrr ...... hmmm...ratbag u r thats right pinko cracksmoker - RATBAG! don't mess with me bro' cos i'm read to fight, dunno who so i quess i'll fight with my self yer self righteous femo apologist ... GOD .. sorry slipped out of character there for a minute spudley, where was i? oh yes, what's so funny bout' peace love and understanding Mr Bundy? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- in the age yesterday under 'is Warnes sentence too lenient' I found this, er actually I wrote it. Go Kenya! The high profile ban of Shane Warne illustrates an increasingly litigious society. Warne can't be taken on his word, or even, it seems the findings. The machine of legal, so called, morality has taken over and he has to be seen to be punished for his mistake. Either he is lying or the diuretic is performance enhancing, not just a useless trace left in his bloodstream. If the diuretic does not enhance his performance then logically we can say he is not lying and the pill was taken inadvertantly as he has stated. It seems a man is not longer innocent until proven guilty. Someone needs to state in certain terms why he is a cheat and how he used the direutic to his advantage in performing the sport of cricket. This resposibilty is instead left to a faceless committee. A tool of the litigious society that needs to ensure it can't be sued over a precedent it sets. Apparently the procedure has to whitewash any case individuality and reality for that matter, one size fits all huh!. How stupid it is to shoot a hero for the supposed benefit of society! John Herbert Robbie.McIntyre@defence.gov.au, cruickshanks@mailnet.hcc.tas.gov.au, julie.daft@dhhs.tas.gov.au, umooku@hotmail.com, kim.pearce@central.tased.edu.au, John.DiFalco@dpiwe.tas.gov.au, phillip.hall@fostersgroup.com, chris.fallon@dewr.gov.au Please spare me. When howard gets up on the telly and defends you then you're dodgy as. How much for the pitch report Shane? - get off the grass. "Banned Substance" is the crucial phrase. Shane should learn to read. Travelled the world but doesn't even bother to read the news let alone simple instructions. LOSER. GORN. CAUGHT at SILLY MID-ORN. Actually Australia has cheated by playing the rules to get a replacement. Imagine if young shane was from Pakistan. Every ocker from bay thirteen to Timbuktu would be baying for blood in a see of racist vitriol ... what a tragedy ... oh dear -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Warnesque in your attempts to castle I must say .. Don't forget to click Submit to save this move to the database. Or you can click on Game Status to clear this move and make a different move. Message associated with this move: hmmm...ratbag u r not to mention possible vego klown pinko feminist apologist. oh, i forgot to mention possible hypocrit. oh dear ... i guess i'm sacked ... oh .. i might be a greenie as well but it's only an allegation at this stage ...... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- will do ha ha what are you blathering about Clint BizzlE? Hitler ate shit, is that vegetarian? Braddles? is he vego? Kevin Bloody Wilson? er... you suck n' stuff...lets protest against the war and ridcule soldiers so we can sip shit coffee and pretend that were pseudo hip anarchists and laugh at people in suits as warmongers then sit on furniture made in Brazil by slaves whom we wnant to liberate, PATHETIC!!!!!!!!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dr Richard H Schwartz, author of Judaism and Vegetarianism, pointed out that Hitler would go on the occasional vegetarian binge with the aim of counteracting sweatiness and flatulence.? Braddles is a carnivor which explains the red face? "Lets protest against the war and ridcule soldiers so we can sip shit coffee and pretend that were pseudo hip anarchists and laugh at people in suits as warmongers then sit on furniture made in Brazil by slaves whom we want to liberate." great idea. when do we start. is this your idea for a movie. congratulations - you've just had an idea. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey Mook, frekkin sounds bluddy brilliant laddie. errrrr.... what's consesus? as the nike ads says (please obey your tv set) - just do it .. errrr ... i'm a tapping away on the site but if i get behind i can always burn a cd with as much stuff as i can rustle up ... hmmmmm ... specs -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I've got nothing to say to anyone who puts words in my mouth, pies to win flag I'm reading!! Is that so .... errrr ... I used to be deluded enough to think that the libra libs were a tad on the side of right in the australia card debate but i suppose if laybore had got the bill thru we would have half the battle against terrorism won ... hmmm ... mebbbbe .... did you know that australia uses a depleted uranium substite in their warheads ... errrr ... why don't unkey sam ??? hmmmm .... errrrrr .... don't worry about north korea mate, she'll be right ... misille test? japanese sea ... what are you talking about??? nothin to say???? a dime says you start blurting .. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- warnie guilty - totally - a diuretic is performance enhancing drug george w ... no double chin = less air resistance = smoother run up ... yes ... pathetic but true ... he did it to get rid of a double chin ... i rest may case. what a fraffin orwellian pack of c##s the acb is ... ha ha .. errrr ... i suppose warnie is another one of your heros ? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- afre you a vego demon or a monk me wonders, since Hitler is your hero now I guess you would be a demon. note there is not one pedetriac physician who recomends your child goes on a vego diet! hitler my hero? that's a big call, though the world has certainly endorsed his BLITZKRIEG method of first strike tactics not to mention WERNER VON BRAUN's missille methods. klevva them Krauts, but cruel, very cruel. All doctors are funded by the beef industry and are not to be trusted. Achtung Untermensche #008765! get back to work you lazy f**k. phone me tonight or die. errrrrr .... errrrr .... warnie ... ha ha ha ha ha ... Gott in Himmel! ... me sides are splittin' errrrrr ..... Adolf. yes its called cerebral flatulence. don't call me dickhead, smeggbreath.don't call me smeggbreath, feltcher. I don't know how to castle,dah. it seems so. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bowling with a double chin isnot a crime, nor is bowling without it, vain and stupid maybel, one size fits all folks in the new iron cage of rationality. BTw Johnny D did it ever occur to you that the left are the neo victorians of our age, so my politics shouldn't be viewed through the skewed lense of the old notions craxi!! You're all a bunch of pie chuckers who couldn't bolw out Gary Cowmeadow ina timeless test. get it right herby ... "BANNED SUBSTANCE" is the crux of the warnie baloney. like your hero you don't bother to read. actually that may explain your politics - AlBundyesque i would say .. intent I believe is the crux, you follow the banned substance beauracracy obviously mr. omega three deficient -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- there was nout else i could do herr krappendacken ... idiot ... pah ... i spit in your gravy you .. p.s. i'm ontaya mr plagurisa ... errr ... line out of tom rush song 1963 rye whiskey has lines out of worms ... if a river was whiskey i'd be a duck ... errrr .... $982170872130 or i tell tom .. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- is that so ... and what is your experience exactly that makes you qualified to suggest that mosques be bombed and palistien was terra nulus before the zionist invasion ... oh sorry i forgot ... your an expert ... never voted though ... choof choof ... train about to leave ... errrrr .... I have no fear of vegetarianism, I just don't believe the world can opertate on that level unfortunealy, plus what a bland place it woudl be. Stop calling politicians my heros mr. repetitive shit dribble syndrome....er Uccles I'm gonna kill ya mr. psuedo psychoilogist(spelling nazi) your abuse and intolerance is the sign of your fear ... what, johnny H is not you hero after all, why no the vitriol for the libs that you hand out to the labs ... you love em' and for you they can do no wrong ... errrrrr eric abetz .. another one of your lib role models ... errrr .... errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ... errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr .... eeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr .... eddie and his gaybag ...... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John H - why can't we just love each other - Lord we don't need another mountain...there are mountains & hill-sides enough to climb....etc etc......I respect your right to be a war mongering, imperial running dog of a Collingwood supporter if you respect my right to be a pinko, soft cock Little River band fan peacenik...... Shack involved 2 days of sitting inside listening to the hail on the roof......I love a sunburnt country Jester thought -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- abuse you were saying Gerard. sorry digger, never again shall i mock the eddie one, just so long as you go easy on me blues or else expect that which lies below the tip of this iceberg. spanking spoon holders!~ less spoons than your mob ... ha ha ha ... more flags to ... ha ha ha ... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- how's it going? quite well ... errrrrr ... prospects for war looking dim ... are you guys worried? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- not a flag to soon for the carriers of the spoon! f**n mongrel son of a .... errrr ... mustn't insult mother ... errr .... yer fregging mook. Bruce?Who are you calling mad? dunno as the mats say f## work, or is that school ... umm school I believe...maybe we'll pass the hat around and see whether we get anything other than spittle back...man enjoys Dylan back catalogue ya dont wanna scramble that egg unless you really need to...just thought a change of scenery might do ya good!? sounds like a song to me stick the f**n contents of the hat inta the kitty cobba as erlll break inta the nest egg if i hafta ... no worries, is sos playing this year? only with his gnads in the commetary box got ya ticket to see mr lee ..... not a flag to soon for the carriers of the spoon! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Was thinking if we fork out our 25 bucks to Uckles when he gets here so he will have some spending money afterall the nightclubs of Nugent can drain a mans resources! hmmmm ... nightclub ... errrr ... Shaun's Klub Das Boat is me fave but am i kool enuff to get on the jest list ??? Re: stiff Pilchard you are indeed a genius - will have to get busy and book a plane ticket...online seems to be the go - see you at 2 on Friday, will give ya the money for the ticket then. geez, you gots to get dsl diggsy! look here you ignorant f**r what has a dsl gotta do with it, the site was dodgy ... errrr .... is having a DSL helping you create your website, me thinks not, it's kim's knowledge nation that missin' ... Johnny jackboot been sticking it to you eh!?!? geez, you gots to get dsl diggsy! indeed he has digger, indeed he has .... An elephants footprint full of fish wouldnt that make a tasty dish? I know this much! your compute is pretty shitty, although you're probably emotionaly attatched in some irrational Ucclian way, goat brain! is that so f**knuckle, it didn't stop u using it to con your way to the usa, actually a quick dsl is of no real advantage with a slow brain, show us the website roger you're certainly a joke ha ha ha h ahahahhhahaha booo hhho , getting mocked from all fronts boo hoooo oh dear me computa's shite booo hoooo mock mock mock -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- what do you want a website for c#@k wrestler. C'mon now you're not trying to lay a guilt trip on me now are ya. You're fixated on this brain business ain't ya veg! Geta steak inta ya bone throttler! once again the herbert dscends into abuse proving two things : a : his manhood rests on a quick DSL and actually BEING creative is way too plebian like those pesky iraqi types who have the gall to survive the U.N. sanctions, f****k fancy that, being able to get by on what you've got by application of the old brain and hands, how blue collar, you must hate that ....... and b : he is obssessed with vegetarianism. truly, brings it up time and time again, hmmmmmm .... does saddam H eat meat, bet he does and he's a f***n' c***T. watch out www.opaqueinterests.com coming soon on an ultra fast DSL .... www.heymook.com to get blown outta da water ..... errrrr ... are we allowed to link to this proposed right wing think tank monstrosity ... Herr Boolicker www.opaqueinterests.com has been hyperlinked to www.heymook.com the rest is up to you fastcock. hint - register the domain - it's super cheap in the USA. step two - get web hosting and get the dmain name pointed. learn html. write content. only pinkos use dreamweaver. upload with ftp. further hints are $50 per hour or part thereof or part thereof or buy a book but make sure you can read. is this just another pathetic example of bootlicking. actually who's boots am i allegedly licking? i guess if i'm down there licking them i wouldn't be able to see. - see stiff richard if your not licking, then they are kicking yer teeth in.....er go Pois!! well done, almost poetic ... except for the pios bit